SkewerSlapsYou

My Last Post

2005-11-01T01:54:00.000-08:00

Dear Friends:

When I started blogging a few months ago. I never felt so excited and satisfied when everytime I post an entry. But now, I bid adieu to my readers (if i had readers) as I shall transfer all my intellectual, moronic and all blah entries to my live journal account. I advice all my readers to open an LJ account and we will see each other there once again. Thank you for reading.

Skewer d biyotch

My LIVEJOURNAL <---- click here

Happy Day

2005-10-06T16:20:00.000-07:00

Happy 6 Years Baby!!!

Thank You . . . . . . . . . . My Poppy
Thank you for allowing me to share my life with you.
Thank you making me special everyday and in every way.
Thank you for hearing all my endless woes & my triumphant success.
Thank you for understanding me when I fail to understand myself.
Thank you for providing me security, hope and inspiration.
Thank you for making me a better and real person
Thank you for loving me unconditionally ...
Thank you ... sincerely ... deeply
Thank you .... My
Love

Shells, Red Coral and Wood

2005-10-06T16:18:00.000-07:00

Budyong Beach Resort
Santa Fe, Bantayan Island
Cebu, Philippines
September 2005

More of the beauties of the deep at http://www.livejournal.com/users/skewering

Craazeeeh

2005-10-06T16:15:00.000-07:00

Oh yesterday almost destroyed my diet. Not that I am complaining, I lurve eating but one has to think of the perks of being a lot lighter and a lot thinner. BUT it was my friend's birthday (Jaya!), so me and my posse friends planned a surprise party for him and for Yo, for his belated bday party, which turned out not be a surprise anymore, coz he managed to find out about it and Yo didn't make it.

So my diet got postponed for one night. yepey!

Chicken... Pork kebab... Pizza... Chocolates... sodas... red wine...

and

Magic Sing Karaoke.... I lurve it... I dont have a singing voice, but it was magic, I enjoyed screaming my lungs out. (Sorry Neighbors)

I love birthday parties... don't you too???

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I lurve my friends, I will surely miss these beautiful people when I leave soon. I try to enjoy their company when their is still time to be together.

Lurve y'all! *muah muah muah!

here are they... not in the pic is arvin, yo, dj and cramelie.

Normal...

going...

going...

Crazzehh!!!

LOL!

Light Shade

2005-10-06T16:09:00.000-07:00

More of the Light and Shade at http://www.livejournal.com/users/skewering

Sala, The Pink Posse Motherhouse
Banawa, Cebu City
Phillipines
September 25, 2005

to love like there is no tomorrow

2005-09-20T23:44:00.000-07:00

My last entry (http://www.livejournal.com/users/skewerbiatch/) I asked about on how you handle your goodbyes. Some pitched in their ideas, some were melodramatic, others were openminded and some just plain didn't care.

Dazzler made his comment and there was a particular part of it that really got my attention. He said "If its goodbye.. as you know that person wont be with us much longer on this earthy plane.. then its harder, or saying goodbye when you didnt know they'd gone.. because you never get the chance to say it to their face.. those are the worst perhaps.."

It is true that it is worst to say goodbye to someone who you know that you will never see or talk again. I do worry about that with my partner. I always think, that what if... that one day I would wake up without him by my side or knowing that I never got the chance to say my "i love you's" and all the things that I wanted to say to him because something tragic had happened. God Forbid. I couldn't imagine the measure of that pain of those who have experienced it (I have a good friend who lost her fiance to a car accident). All I can do is sympathize and empathize. I am scared of it. Death is inevitable. It will just sweep you off without any warning. I think that is my greatest fear, the death of a loved one.

Last week, I watched one movie that really strucked me deeply. I'm sure some of you have seen this and know it's story, if not.... you better google it and read it's synopsis (that's a command) LOL c",).

If I had the chance to forsee the future and have the oppurtunity to change it, I would, in a heart beat. If, there isn't any chance that I can change my future, then, I have to make the last days as the best that there is.

This movie reminded me not take things for granted with any relationships, may it be with your parents, siblings, friends, wife, husbands, children and life partners.

Most of all, this reminded me to love myself and my partner, to experience the world together, to value and share our lives, when there is still the chance.

In the movie, when Paul Nicholls said his "learnings of love" to Jennifer Love Hewitt, that was perhaps his final goodbye to her. It wasn't really a sad tragic story, coz in the end, he was able to say his farewell and express his love towards his girlfriend, knowing that it will be his last chance. lucky bloke!

It is really a race against time, so lets start moving it!

What will you do?

2005-09-05T01:29:00.000-07:00

In connection to my previous entry about drinking. I saw a rerun of "America's Next Top Model" 3rd Season; there was this model wannabe, Shandi Sullivan, who had a very intimate relationship with his boyfriend, and she would often say that she felt really alone and lonely without him. She wanted to be with him always and wished him to be in his side all the time. Now there was this episode where the girls was sent to Milan, Italy to do some challenges. One night, After they did their challenges, Yoanna invited some guest to visit them at their loft for some night cap. The Men did come to their abode, bringing them wine and testosterone. They drank, drank, drank and drank. Skinny Shandi got really drunk, not only that, she got drunk in the arms of a drunk Italian Male Model in the Jacuzzi, in her bathing suit. Like that wasn't enough, they had sex. Yes, it could have been okey if she she was single, but then she has a boy friend in the states, or maybe she forgot.

Now let's imagine:

First, your boyfriend / girlfriend called you up in the middle of the night, where you were very busy jotting down love notes for you and then BANG, he / she confesses that he / she had sex with someone last night.

Which reason would be more acceptable to you:

"I got too drunk" or "I got really lonely"

Second, lets turn the tables around, if you were the guilty party, would you call your boy friend or girl friend and confess your little bad deed?

Answers Puhlez.

My Friday Night Redemption

2005-09-03T02:24:00.000-07:00

I am glad to say that my Friday night redeemed itself from last week's Friday night debacle with Will Ferrell's moronic deadpan acting in the movie "Bewitch" and the boredom that almost left me comatose and lying in bed, with my mouth frothing.

Well, most of my Fridays would start at Ayala Mall, with my mandatory arcade game of "Soul Callibur", appetizers at EastWest and dinner at Food Choices. brought this amazingly delicious chinese food called "fresh lumpia" from Rustans, it had veggies, nuts and a little meat on it, I would even consider it as an healthy option for any meal.

As time went on clicking, me, my boyfriend, my fag hag sister and Aldouine contemplated to where we should sashay ourselves on that Friday night. It took us forever to think of a place, since there was limited option to go to, BTC? no, coz my BF thinks he is underdressed; Pipeline? my sister haven't been there, but I don't really like the place, too butch for me; VUDU? nope, not on a Friday and FMJ? Gawd! I rather eat rat poison than go back to that bar that was only a glorified oversized Durty comfort room. Then, I remembered that there was this new spot that opened months ago, VERANDA. Yeah, lets go to VERANDA! So we scrammed outside Ayala and hailed ourselves a Cab.

FYI, VERANDA (Ve.ran.dah) is a portuguese word that means " A porch or balcony, usually roofed and often partly enclosed, extending along the outside of a building" Thanks Mr. Webster!

When we arrived at our desired destination, I was surprised to see an old 80's house who was slighly remodeled into a club mold, which failed miserable. I refrain from making any snide remarks, coz we haven't actually stepped inside and see what it has to offer, so I am giving this place a second chance.

Once we went inside, we found ourselves a table near the DJ booth. I sat comfortably and my eyes started to survey the area. The interiors were poor, and it was really a small place that can accommodate 7 tables and it didnt have anything special that would really stick to my mind. "Oh well, since we are already here, might as well, order some drinks and give ourselves an hour tops" I just found out that it was 80's night, so the house music played a lot of song from the 80's, and I remembered my favorite 80's song. I got piece of paper, wrote the title and gave it to the DJ. The DJ gave me strange look and he said that he has the song but he will try to play it. I felt that the song that I gave him wasn't his cup of tea. So I politely smiled at him and said "of course" but in the back of my mind, I wanted to claw him and pull out his innards and throw it to the next table, who were filled with smoking little teenager girls pretending to be women. So I went back to my seat, and forked some sauteed mushrooms that Aldouine ordered, it actually tasted good and wolf it as if I wasn't on a diet (coz I am). So I waited, then, I heard a familiar tune, yes! the DJ played my song. WEHEEEY!!!

My baby, he don't talk sweet
He ain't not much to say
But he loves me, loves me, loves me
I know that he loves me anyway

And maybe he don't dress fine
But I don't really mind
'Cuz every time he pulls me near
I just wanna cheer:

LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE BOY!
On, let's give the boy a hand
Let's hear it for my baby
You gotta understand
Maybe he's no Romeo
But he's my one-man show
LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE BOY!

My baby may not be rich
He's watching every dime
But every night he holds me
And we always have a real good time
And maybe he sings off-key
That's alright by me
But what he does he does so well
Makes me wanna yell

LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE BOY!
On, let's give the boy a hand

I lurve this song, and when it was played with a little techno funk to it, it was even better. I started to move the groove and some people were also doin the same. I was starting to enjoy the place. I was feelin the 80's already, then asked "if I would have to go to an 80's party, what garb would I be wearing or who represent the 80's time era?" Thats easy to easy to answer, it was this lady who started it during the 80's.

Who else? The material Girl --- > Madonna!!!

Anyways, I noticed that a lot of people were starting to come in by 11:30 p.m. and by 12:00 midnight, the place was jam packed with yuppies, young socialites, unknown faces, and familiar faces, rubbing elbows at each other. People started dancing on their seats, and waved their hands with every new song that was played. Some stood up and shaked their booty and bumped ass to ass with anybody near. I was teary eyed, not because I was overwhelmed with happiness, just because of the smoke from all that cigarettes that people were puffing inside an airconditioned bar. That was the draw back, there was no clear distinction of non-smoking area and the smoking area. Whats so funny is that the people who sat outside didn't smoke at all, but those who were inside, smoked like a mad man who can't get to smoke tomorrow. I didn't mind, coz I was really enjoying the place, and I didn't want to spoil the night by dousing people with fire extinguishers! So people you are off the hook. There was even a brawl between the socialites and some guys who wanted to cut-in on the dance floor, but it was short lived as the DJ and some their friends tried to do some damage control, how disappointing. If there was beer bottle bashing that night, that actually would make a lot happier and could have made my night! (dear readers I don't really like violence)

My friends decided to take off by 1 a.m. because it was beginning to be really crowded. So we walked out VERANDA with the satisfaction in ourselves. I liked the place, eventhough it looked like a run in of a residential/boarding house/whore house/Night club, I didn't care, because it had great music, good food and an awesome crowd. That would not be the last time for me, and I promise to go back there with more of my friends.

It was too early to go home, so we went to a 24 hours coffee club. It was a bit far from where we are, but we choose to walk and give these lungs some clean air and get some exercise. But Mike offered us a ride, but we declined, Thanks anyways Mikey, we appreciate the kind gesture. So we continued to walk. We arrived at Big Bucks and ordered something to drink and eat. And watched CNN as they relay the news about the aftermath of the storm at New Orleans. CNN also showed US President G. W. Bush hugging some residents in the area. (rolls eyes). I refrain to comment, our country had more problems to talk about.

We went home after we finished our food and drinks. Got ourselves a cab, got home, jumped into bed and slumberland awaits. This was a great day. "Hope Saturday will be better" I murmured and *snorezzzzz.

WeBITCH

2005-08-28T07:52:00.000-07:00

I have been raving from my previous entries that my weekends are always and usually a blast!

Now for a change, my weekend sucks!

I am now stuck at home ON A SATURDAY WEEKEND making this entry.

Last Friday, my friends and Boyfriend and I went to see "Bewitch", such a disappointment that we ended up "Webitch" about "Bewitch". It totaly screams POOR ACTING. Inside the movie theater, I wanted to put a hex on the male lead! Avadra Kedavra!!!! and see him drop dead. I bet playing dead would be a difficult feat for him.

After the movie, we went to starbucks, and to my surprise the place was dull as a dead monkey. Maybe it was the rain or whatever. I'm glad that my friends aren't boring. I might have pleaded for help just to kill myself from all boredom of the world.

After sipping our fraps and brews and wolfing that humungous doughnut, we decided to retire and go home and watch some DVD's or sumthing. and it ended up that we went to slumberland instead. snorzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Awaits Sunday, I am sure it is just as boring as any given Sunday.

Yawns. GoodLuck to me!

A LONG ENTRY FOR MY LONG WEEK

2005-08-22T19:06:00.000-07:00

It was a long week. Really. A long long week. Not that I am complaining. I was a rather long week. Did I mention that I had a long week? *smirks

I haven't posted for days, and I felt like it was ages that I haven't written any entries for all my blogs. I was too busy doing some other things, which is not an excuse not to update. Even losing a limb is not an excuse. (Write with your feet! Gaddaaammiitt!)

My so good friend, Nudela Barracuda (that's not his real name though, but we call him that, its sounds so silly. But I like it, we like it, he likes it, he should change his real name) …. he returned home safely the other Sunday ago. But he decided to grace us his presence on the next day. So, we received a text to meet the Posse at Starbucks. So I tootled my way to starbucks by 6:30ish. So when I arrived there, all I got were screams and screeches from him. I was really glad that he back home and I supposed he was too, but I learned that he left his heart in UK. So you came back heartless gurl?! Lals. We got ourselves dinner and escorted him home.

So the week came like a whirlwind (ironic, coz I said it was long week). I was always out with our friends at Ayala. Either, playing some strange arcade game or sitting idly somewhere, bitchin at everyone to decide to where we can gobble up some good healty dinner (I'm on a diet anyways – lost 8 pounds in 2 weeks).

(Nudela: I always wanted to be a police woman. Cramelie: Oka Dash! I like saying "Freeze Bitch Freeze! Y'all Going behind Bars!"

(Ride em like it's hot! Second childhood is such a wonderful things for these old geezers! lols)

(A little Gurl on Gurl Action)

(nice pink chucks, cute boyfie, strange gay man at the back, fag hag arcade freak)

(suck it! look at me suck it! ssssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuppppppppp!!!!!)

My honey made us a wonderful dessert last Wednesday. It was mini butter cakes. Looks delish and tasted like heaven. I just took a small bite only, I don't really want to ruin my diet. *slurps

(yummy!!!! - delisioso!!!)

Friday night, we were all at the mall. Again. We planned to meet everyone on Saturday for dinner and some singing at a new Karaoke bar at BTC. So my friends decided that we should wear pink, since we were
the PINK POSSE, it was just right that we sport the color pink. It was good for me and my partner since we were madly in love with the color. "Pink is the new Black" I heard someone say that, and I mentally retorted "Uhuh for a GAY GUY! Like duh!" Some of my friends made a mad dash to the department store and frantically bought themselves pink tops.

COMES SATURDAY – Since we came home late, I woke up past ten in the morning, which is very strange to me coz I always wake up like 6 am (biological clock for work). It was great though, I felt that I have rested enough and I wanted more of it. So I just leisurely stayed in bed for hours and watch some DVD's "Beauty Salon" Queen Latifah kicked ass! Jorje played by Kevin Bacon was an obnoxious gay twat
that needed a good slappin in the ass.

(The Queen ready to blow the joint!)

Anyways… evening came, we were all dressed in our pink outfit. So we paraded ourselves to Ayala and to BTC. We decided to have dinner at KRUA THAI. We sat at one side of the restaurant where their floor was elevated to look like we were actually sitting on the floor. It was really kewl, that made our dinner more enjoyable and we got a feel of an authentic Thai style
dining.

("Darling, I know that you are hungry as hell, but you have to smile! common, smile... give me one hungry smile!")

(Hurot na ang Food?! Tsk, mga amazonista man ni silang oi!)

(Krua Thai - Nice Ambiance, Delish Food and Gorgeous Customers ehem! love thy self before others)

(Show em what you got. Pink Posse - Busog!)

After which we went to POD 5 (karaoke bar) and reserved a room for us. So stayed there for 2 hours. It was all singing, shouting, screaming with songs that we didn't have the tune for. God save our lungs and ears. So the favorite songs we supposedly "sang" were from Destiny's. So a lot of bootie shaking happened that nite! My poppy chose his favorites, mostly from Eraserhead and Rivermaya.

(CJ sings "Crazy In Love" in his most Beyonce voice)

(Douine, are you singing? or imitating something that you like to do? :P Moki busy taking pictures of DJ and Jay smooching at each other)

Alright, after POD 5, we decide to make our presence felt at FMJ. Some of us have no idea how that place would really looked like. We only heard from other people about it. So I was really expecting something. So that something turned out to be something disastrous. So have you ever seen a condemned building? Well, this is place is something similar to that effect… one dingy place. Forgive me, I don't really complain that much, but this one badly needs a interior decorator. A major makeover! Seriously, that place scares me. I was just waiting for the roof to come down on us and flatten us to our deaths. So excused myself and escorted meself out, to breathe some fresh air (there was no smoking area –so that place is an accident waiting to happen – alarm the fire department!). Then all of my friends followed soon, so we were all staying out, for safety and away from that place. I promised to myself, I shall never set my feet on that place again, unless if I have a death wish.

Sooooo… We concluded to go to Bigbucks and guzzle up some brew. Some walked and I just rode. I was too tired to sashay in the wee hours of the morning, so I leave the walking to my perky friends. So we just stayed there, and talked, yakked and reminisced the good times and hilarious ones. Made people nervous, laugh and felt good. It was a great day though. I am glad to meet my friends again. Its lovelier this time because we just enjoyed our company, instead of me bitchin for a change.

(Nudela:"So CJ, tell me about his C*ck? Ha so unsa man? SULTI KOOOOOOH!!!")

(Cj:"Aiii uwaw ko oiiiii. Lets talk about my slightly luscious lips nalang!")

(Nivra: "Slightly Luscious gyud?! Faeta omin nang oi, edge of the world ox ka tobashang omang g itlush. evargda, iluna jean na ox oi!" Aneesh:"Huh? what did you say? Interpreter please!!!")

Oh well.
Life is beautiful.
My friends are great.

I'm in love with the most wonderful person.

It's all so magnificent.

What a week!

Whew!

Weekend Woes and Wonders

2005-07-24T08:33:00.000-07:00

It's been a busy week for me. So busy in fact... but I still manage to squeeze in somethings.

I am currently reading two books. First is Jessica Zafra's 7th installment of her twisted compilation, but it came to an halt because I got the chance of grabbing HP and the half blood prince. Im trying to finish reading it within two days, but I keep forgetting that I am supposed to be busy with work. So I occasionally give myself 15 min breaks every hour to read the book. So dreaming of finishing it by two days is now far fetch. Speaking of the HP book, there is this moron in my friendster that posted in the bulletin about the end part of the book, it really pissed me off!

I purchased a new phone. It's not really new, it is just a second hand Sony Ericsson P900 but It was a steal.. let just say that a lot of people in my office turned green with envy:D hehehhehee

I had a haircut this week and my boyfriend bleached his hair. It really turned out well and he looks a lot cuter. :D

So that was my so called busy week. :D

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My friends and I maintain a blog account, and some anonymous person who called himself/herself a "bitch" made a comment in one of the posts of my friend. He/she actually bashed my friend with his/her snide remarks, but to the extent he/she sound so pathetic.

What infuriates me is that someone, who has the nerves to shoot uncalled and below-the-belt comments has to hide behind the shroud of anonymity, which spells spinelessness to me. If you have issues against someone, one has to make known to the person concerned, so you can be address properly. It is just Lame and moronic. I have been a victim of such cowardice too, and I hate it when you exchange words with someone who is just afraid to show himself.

Flicker

2005-07-11T07:54:00.000-07:00

I am glad that I am back online. It has been 3 days that I haven't posted and read the entries of my LJ buddies. I felt a bit incomplete when I was momentarily detached from the cyberworld. I guess this is the feeling when you become too attached or too dependent with this technology. You grope in the dark. When I was away from the cyber world. I alloted some time in taking photos, and the BLACKOUT that happened last Sunday inspired me to take these photos.

I light this candle for so many reasons....

for those who are lost sometime in the dark, that you might find hope and light, that would guide and show you in the right path.

for those who have lost loved ones in any tragedy, that comfort is at your side.

for those who seek the truth, that patience and vigilance may light your way to what you are looking for.

for the troubled. Let peace guide you in your way.

for everyone.

2005-07-03T09:12:00.000-07:00

The Kalachuchi.

Common Names:
English: frangipani, temple flower
Ilocano: kalanuche,
Tagalog: kalachuche, kalasusi, kalatsutsi, karachucha, karatuche
Visaya: Kachuchi

Folkloric uses: Preventive for heat stroke; dysentery and diarrhea during the summer season.

The kalachuchi grew at the side of the main road near JY Square Lahug. It survived the polluted air and dust. It stood wonderful to behold.

It is amazing that this thing of beauty is amidst all that is chaotic.

Happy Employee

2005-07-01T17:51:00.000-07:00

It was officially my first year in work and it was also the first year anniversary for the company that I work in. I have mixed emotions about reaching a year in this company. First, I am sincerely overjoyed that I reached a year and I am really enjoying my job. I got the chance to meet new faces every week and be a part of their lives even for a short span of time. I also got the chance to work side by side with management (who are very generous to their employees), with three beautiful office staff and with my dynamic teachers. I am also saddened that for the fact that I would be leaving this wonderul workplace within this year for some personal reasons. I know it would be difficult to write my resignation letter and it would be more difficult to say goodbye to these great people you worked with.

But right now, I am cherishing everymoment and every second that I am there. I appreciate that my employers trusted me to play second captain of their ship. It is a difficult job but someone has to do it. :D But the greatest reward for all day's hard work is being thanked by your employers, teachers and students for a job well done. :D

* I'm a really happy employee, strange but true.

* and I really keep a messy desk. :P

A little honesty please.

2005-06-16T06:56:00.000-07:00

Have you tried stealing anything trivial?

John Smith: "We think of the beginning when we are about to end"

2005-06-12T10:07:00.000-07:00

I just came from watching "Mr. and Mrs. Smith". Poppy and I had a great time, laughing at the woes of the married couple (John and Jane Smith), considering that we would probably be facing the same plight after tying the knot.

During the scene where they sprayed bullets at each other at their beautiful house, it also reminded me of the movie "War of the Roses" played by Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner and directed by Danny Devito. It is another Dark Comedy where two couples fight it out in their marriage and ended that they still loved each other but both died tragically. Anyways, It was soo the same, except for the guns and the bullets of course, even though they have different conflicts, it was still a battle between husbands and wives. The common denominator for the two flicks is their realization for their love for each other at the end (which was too late for Roses hanging in their chandelier).

This is an interesting note...

Are failed marriages like the Smiths and the Roses?

Either we fall from chandeliers or shoot each others with Bazookas!

2005-06-10T18:15:00.001-07:00

TGIF! A day that I really look forward to. Not just because it’s the end of my lousy week and the start of my long weekend (Holiday on Monday), but I also get the chance to meet up with my friends and have quality and hilarious time with them or do something worthwhile for myself. So today, I decided to indulge myself with a good facial. I needed to pamper myself and feel good about it too. So I went to the nearest facial center and got myself the best facial that they can offer.

After the facial, my boyfriend and I decided to proceed Ayala Center to have dinner with our friends. So we took a cab and it hurriedly brought us there. So we met with them and agreed to eat one of our favorite restaurants. We found a table outside and dine al fresco style (its kinda funny, al fresco style inside a big air-conditioned mall). As we chatted and ate our food, the guy sitting next table close to ours, lit his cigarette and started puffing smoke from his nostrils. Not only that, he held his cigarette in a way that all the smoke would have to pass our table and to my freshly facialed face. I wouldn’t have mind if we were sitting in the smoking section of the restaurant but we weren’t. He just happily smoked away. I think his friends noticed that all of us were covering our mouths and noses because of the smoke, and I saw his friends whispered something to him and pointed to his cigarette. He just made a shrug as a response and didn’t stop smoking, the nerve. I’m not sure if he knew about the city ordinance that ban smoking in public places including malls or he is just too inept to remember it. I wanted to ask the waitress to talk to him, but I didn’t care to that anymore, since we were done and we were leaving.

I wonder when will people be a little considerate about things like that. It might be a small thing for him (OMG its just one cigarette stick) but it is a big thing to others. I have friends who smokes like there is no tomorrow. I don’t really approve of their smoking but it is their own persnal choice, so I respect that, but they always have been considerate of when and where to smoke, that I appreciate very much. I wish all people are like that.

As for those, who couldn’t care less, you can smoke your lungs until it turns soot black and puff all that smoke until your nose looks like the mufflers of decrepit cars that we see on the streets and die of your own substance abuse. Just don’t smoke around me ok? Oh, I can be a real gentleman, I would even light your cigarette with a ...

With a FLAMETHROWER!

or I'll let Lucy do it for me!

FAT BOY FUCK

2005-06-08T19:06:00.000-07:00

This post has no intention of offending anyone who might be offended with what I have to say. I am just relaying my personal experience on a certain situation. If anyone is offended, I apologize.

“Last night, I was chatting at MIRC with some of my close online friends. I had a great time chatting with them at the main window of the channel, and there was this guy, who I think we only knew each other through on our online profiles, openly mocked me and calling me names and telling me that I am old. Hello?! I’m only 27 for pete’s sake and that’s not too old, and I think I am not old looking either. And this guy, who accused of being “old” is terribly Obese… no… not chubby… not baby fats… JUST OBESE! The nerve, plus he looks older than me. I do not know why he would pick on me. Now its time to return a favor.

Maturing is part of life, and its something that we go through, now, what is his excuse for being FAT?”

A Beauty Contest

2005-06-06T09:12:00.000-07:00

Oscar Wilde once said: “Only shallow people do not judge by appearance and that the true mystery is the visible, not the invisible”

Here you go… The Gurning champion 2005

A contest of where the contestant is judged by the grotesqueness of the grimace and the extent to which their facial features change.

So if we would start our own version of the face gurning contest, what will be the basis for our winner.

*I become unconscious in 2 seconds when I see the contestants face. I’ll throw my hat to the eventual winner!

Supah Dupah Dickery

2005-06-05T08:12:00.000-07:00

When I browsed to one of my blogspot buddies and he recommended a site to visit (http://www.superdickery.com) it is about super heroes who manifest momentary dick-headedness. There was this one, about Superman and his unsual behavior during past issues of the comic book series.

Here it is and the comment.

"Well that's what you get for keeping a safe full of their stuff, you dick."

So, if you were a dick-head super hero (villain-in-the-making) what will be your answer to these Q’s?

1.Would you rather be hero or a villain? Why?
2.Would rather shave/wax or not shave/wax your bikini area?
3.What will be your alter ego? (not as a newspaper man/millionaire/mad-scientist /philantrophist – all of these are been covered already) and why of course?
4.Would you rather be top or bottom?
5.What will be your favorite pick-up line? (if you have enough time to flirt around)

Anybody sane or insane can answer

Take a ride in a Yellow Cab

2005-06-03T18:11:00.000-07:00

Yellow Cab just open in Cebu. I wonder what’s all the fuzz about. I have been hearing raves about this place. So I had to go. Investigate.

Full of people… What does this place has to offer?

Ok. Ok. Ok. I am convinced. LAMI!!!

*burp

My Jeepney Experience

2005-06-01T06:26:00.000-07:00

I hurriedly log out from work and proceeded to my errand for the afternoon, which is to pay the electricity bill in a mall near the port area (SM City Cebu – to those who aren’t familiar). So I took a jeepney (public transportation in the Philippines) ride from the hotel where I work and the route of the jeepney would usually pass-by another mall (Ayala Center Cebu) . We made a short stopover in one of the jeepney stops near the mall, then suddenly BAM!!! I turned my head outside the window to see the commotion, I saw three young boys bashing another young boy. They punched and kick him in the face. I heard screams from two girls (I think victim’s companion) and all they can do is watch as their friend got kicked in the ass. After they were satisfied with their 15 seconds-one-sided-melee, they just ran as fast as they can across the street and was not seen in a few minutes. They left the poor lad who just sat on pavement; his face blooded and was in shocked.

Then I overheard from a passenger that it was just another random bashing in the area. Random Bashing? WTF!!! I really felt sorry for the boy; he just lay helpless and confused of what was going on.

Then my ride went on our way.

It got me thinking. Why do these kids would hurt another kid without any particular reason. I am sure they have… I bet its lamer than saying “it’s a form of exercise”. If they get a kick out of it, whhooo boy, I'll let them try their own medicine and see how it feels to be kicked and all.

At a young age, so violent already. I do not know how they would compensate their actions and how they feel about it. Would they have a guilty conscience to tell them that what they did was totally wrong? Bashing, may it be for gay or straight people, is still a crime against society. I would sometimes wish that I would do the same to these people if they get caught (like an eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth) but that would make me a lesser person than them.

So, I therefore conclude, that if ever I have the chance to render punishment on the guilty party, it would be this….

"OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!"

Big feet means Big . . .

2005-05-31T02:22:00.001-07:00

I had an opportunity to talk to one of the most influential people in the world. You see him everywhere and you see him everyday. He has the clout that can reach vast areas of northern and southern America’s, the jungles of Africa, and in all the streets of Asia. This amazing person can speak gazillions languages that can translate his message the world. Like I said, he is amazing but one thing which is more amazing is his two big feet!

I wonder why he has massive and humongous feet. I will have to hide his real identity for security purposes, he will be known as RM.

Skewer: Before anything else RM, I would like to extend my deepest gratitude for gracing me this interview. I know that you are very busy and you have a hectic schedule ahead of you and …

RM: Huusshhhhh dahling!!! (Cutting in) You didn’t need to beg you know… I always give in to charitable causes such as you. So tell me, what do you want to know….

Skewer: Uhm, thank you, I think (widens eyes). Ok, to continue, as great as you are…

RM: I know dahling (Cuts again) I know! You don’t have to remind me. The adoring public just can’t get enough of me. They want to shake my hand, hold my hand and touch my hand. (RM looks at his hands with astonishment) and of course…

Skewer: YES RM! (Returns the favor) Now, there are many people who are interested to know what shoe size do you wear (leans forward with an excited grin).

RM: What do you mean by shoe size? I thought that I am doing this interview because of my awesome life and how I survive liposuction. (Confused look).

Skewer: Actually, they are more interested to know your shoe size and your big errr… how shall I say this… your huge foot!

RM: What? (Surprised reaction) Why would they be interested in my big feet? (Raises his voice) I am more than big feet you know. I am very wealthy dahling, and wealthy people don’t talk about feet alone… Lets talk about more sophisticated topics, like… my liposuction, my botox and my endorsement of cover boy cosmetics (with a proud smug face).

Skewer: Yes, everybody knows your billion contract with cover boy cosmetics (rolls eyes) but I think there are other aspects about you that our valued readers would like to know.

RM: Ok! Ok! What do you want to know about my feet? (Conceding voice)

Skewer: For starters, what shoes do you need? And where do you buy them? (thrilled)

RM: Buy them? (Raises eyebrows) Of course not dahling. I order them customized. From the brands from Milan, Paris and New York. Do I need to mention them?

Skewer: Interesting (smiles). You mean, brands like Prada, Armani and others, just ship them to you. Boy, You are rich.

RM: That’s what amazingly wealthy people do dahling. Right now, I am wearing Manolo’s (both looks down).

You know Sarah Jessica Parker. a.k.a. Carrie Bradshaw of Sex in the City Dahling, She and I go around the same circles and she highly recommends this brand. Ain’t it beautiful? Red is really my color (flips hair)

Skewer: (looks down) Ok, I won’t go around the bush…(looks up) Why do you have big feet? (gives a serious face)

RM: (Sits uncomfortable) Well, I just have big feet dahling. Is that a problem? (Looks bitchy) How would u feel If I ask you, Why do you have an ugly face? A fugly face! (gives a smug face)

Skewer: Uhm, well (looks scared)

RM: So??? (Raises eyebrow)

Skewer: Uhm, I think that be my last question RM. (Looks worried) Thank you anyways for the interview. (Stands up and slowly backing up towards the door) I was peachy of you. (Holds the door knob) I had a great time. (Opens the door and runs out the room)

RM: What the ?! (looks surprised)

So that was my exhilarating talk with RM. So next week, I will be interviewing another famous person. I will be talking to Saddam Hussein and his infamous photograph, the one of himself in his underwear. And I heard from a reliable source that says that he was invited to pose nude for playgirl – jail time special edition. What luck guy! So that will be all folks. Until next time, Skewer signing off.

RM Thanks you for reading

Bunny Wabbit

2005-05-26T17:15:00.000-07:00

Isn't TOBY a cutie Bunny... I stumbled on a website about this bunny wabbit. It's interesting, its fresh, It's pure blackmail. lol

Read and Enjoy.

http://www.savetoby.com/

Grim wants to know...

2005-05-25T05:34:00.000-07:00

During my class, one of my student brought up the topic about death. She asked me on "How would you like to die?"

I was intrigued with the question... As this moment, I really don't know how i imagine my own death... so I throw this question to you....

"HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO DIE?"

Cotton Buds anyone?

2005-05-23T22:34:00.000-07:00

I got this one from Post Secrets (http://www.postsecret.blogspot.com) and I was surprised with this person's secret. I thought, is it a normal situation where you can overhear (unintentionally) and you continue to eavesdrop on that person's conversation because you actually enjoy what you are hearing. But then again, I'm in the Philippines and all Pinoys have that inate skill (if you want, you can call talent) lolz. I guess we would be good spies because we have excellent listening skills, we can be sent around the world and use as spies as we pretend (we are good at acting too) to read and listen to all that vital 411s that we can absorb.

So here in our sunny islands, its not much of a secret at all.

right?

What do you mean you weren't paying attention?!

You weren't listening to what all I am saying?!

What the F#cK! . . . . . . . .

Announcement

2005-05-23T15:36:00.000-07:00

EHEM... Now hear this, You can visit my LiveJournal and read my posts there. Drop a comment and I will get right back to you. Love y'all!

http://www.livejournal.com/~skewerbiatch/

Brent and Beauty

2005-05-22T11:15:00.000-07:00

Brent and I looked absolutely wonderfull together... Walang kokontra... kay SPENGAB dayon :D

Lex Luther aka Lelu

2005-05-22T11:09:00.000-07:00

My new love.. LELU ... ain't "he" cute? Kinsa mana iya tupad oi, mas cute mana. lols

Revenge of the Sith... the story on why he had to wear a Phallus Helmet.

2005-05-22T10:40:00.000-07:00

My Boyfriend and I just watched StarWars Episode III, Revenge of the Sith. It was a fantatiscally done movie, I'm not much of a movie critic, if I enjoyed the movie, it was all fantatistic to me. The effects were great, far better from all the previous (even the old ones). It turned out to be my education on the real story on how Anakin become Vader and why he had to wear that Phallus looking helmet, he was burned, skewered or barbecued well done, so Darth Sedious, had to put him into a suit, that explains the heavy breathing (all I thought that he had sinusitis or it was just his bedroom voice). And Amidala had cute baby twins, Luke and Leah. and speaking of Amidala, it was this movie, where she had "ensaymada" hairstyle. She is the probable trendsetter for that kind of hair style (wonders if it looked good on me). The Jedi's and Sith's, were bunch of people who had issues with each other, like the families of Romeo and Juliet, the Montague vs. the Capulets, they can't stop bitching and scheming at each other. The fighting scenes, I think were the best part of the movie, especially for Master Yoda. That little green thing can really kick some ass. All in all, I had fun and It was worth my hard earned mollah. 5 Stars for StarWars, Episode III.

Who is your american Idol?

2005-05-19T22:53:00.000-07:00

It all boils down to Carrie (the Farmbot) vs. Bo (The hippie), Country pop vs. Rock Alternative, Brunette vs. Blondes. I wonder who wins, but they have never been my favorite ever since. I think Carrie, sings without any conviction at all and whose facial expression is all blank, like a robot singing country. Bo, is too old and I don't think that majority of the market will go for him. but hey, its just me and my opinion. :D I really wanted Anthony or Nadia or Anwar or Vonzelle to win the 4th season. They had great voices, but had a weak fan base, so they got booted out.

So who ever wins this season, I'm not buying your CD. bwahahahahaha!

Queer as Me or You!

2005-05-08T18:00:00.000-07:00

Can I get any Gayier?

I love Brian Kinney, not that we have the same namesake, only because he is adorable, scheming, generous and loving. Gay guys wants to be him or wants him in bed, as for me, I just want to look at him. I wonder who he ends up in the series? hhhmmm... lemme talk about the possibilities?

1. Debbie - HAH! That will be the day! I don't think Mr. Kinney is into geriatrics, not that Debbie is way too old but our guy is not for the ultimate Fag Hag Mommy. (We gotta love this gal)

2. Emmett - Hmmmm.... lemme see. I don't know if Fletch would be interested in Brian. Considering that they have fought and saved their asses a lot of times. Its all a sembiotic relationship to me. They are just good at bitchin around.

3. Ted - His accountant / sidekick. I don't think Batman woud fuck his butler or screw around with Robin. enough said.

4. Mel and Linds - Our Lady Lesbians. Too far out. Mel hates Brians' guts and Lindsey just wanted his sperm. I think our ladies prefer cunts than cocks.

5. Ben - whooohh boy. Brian had a little past with Benny Boy. But I think it was just a one nighter. But who knows, Kinney might be interested in the intellectual gym going type. They could share a book and while giving head to each other. if Michael minds hahhaha

6. Hunter - I don't think so. Too young. Finish school Hunter and stop kissing girls!

7. Michael and Justin - I am not sure who would win Brian's heart or whose heart will Brian win. But I have a sentimental attachment to Michael. But Justin is as spunk as kinney, so which he badly needs in the relationship. A guy who would fight and fuck back.

So ladies in the house, I choose NO ONE. As this moment, Mr. Kinney is free and single and which means he is all for the sharing. So I gimme me all you mobile numbers and I will set you up with a date with Brian. Visa and Mastercard are accepted.

Hair Chopped

2005-04-27T08:38:00.000-07:00

SURPRISE!!! As I promised I would post my latest look. I had my haircut at at the newly opened FIX salon at the Ayala Center Cebu. Im definitely happy with my new hair. It made me a lot younger and a lot hipper too. I hope this look will boost my morale and do a lot of good for me. :) and whats also important is that, my poppy likes it very much. :D

Fun in Sunny Bantayan Island

2005-04-24T19:14:00.000-07:00

Three weeks ago, me and my friends went to Bantayan Island. It was my second time around, and I am still awed by its splendor. There were some minor hitches in going there, but we were able to manage.

Poppy and I felt like having our honeymoon, again. hahahhaha (since we came here last summer 2004) but it was nice going there with good friends. It such a splendid place for friends. I even wonder why people pay so much to go to Boracay, where Bantayan offers the same perks, and even cheaper. What so cool with this paradise is that there are LESS people around. The whole beach is actually yours for the taking. Thats what I call heaven.

We stayed in a little resort named Yooneek, its a new resort. Their cottage rate was very reasonable and very cozy. We played table tennis and had some wacky pics taken on those huge boards where we stick out heads out. hehehhehee you will see more pics and stories on the The Pink Posse Network. www.Thepinkposse.blogspot.com Enjoy and I hope to be back in beautiful Sunny Bantayan Island.

The Incredible Incredibles

2005-04-24T18:44:00.000-07:00

When this animated movie opened to the public last 2004, I was ecstatic like a little boy who was given cotton candy. I adore disney animation, I personally think that these kind of movies are for adults / young adults and not for children. The humor are for parental guidance, and the dialogue are too fast. I think Disney is trying to educate the viewing public, mostly adults, about parenthood, about marriage and about family. The responsibility really lies on the adults/parents and this movie will constantly remind us that with super power or without super powers, we can make a difference for our children of the world.

Last Saturday morning, when I was soo sick, I requested to watch this movie, as if it was my last day on earth. hehehhee.. I enjoyed watching this one, because for many reasons. I like animation, so sue me! Then Edna Mode, reminded me of a friend of mine who is now in UK. Im sure he would be reading this one. Hello gurl! hehehehe Lastly, I wish I had super powers, so I can kick some serious ass. Enough said. 5 Stars for the Incredibles.

Sicko Whacko!

2005-04-22T07:03:00.000-07:00

im sick with the colds and a slight fever. Im having a great time. *smirks I feel sleepy all the time, maybe because of my meds. I wanna go somewhere far, to relax and to feel free. But can't do that. There are too many restrictions. Sighss... Im going to have my haircut tomorrow. Im very excited for it. Its been months that I have been sporting these long locks and its time to chop it off. I'll post some pics with my new scary look tomorrow. Brace yourselves.

Tired.

2005-04-21T09:27:00.000-07:00

its 12:30 a.m. and I just came from a great volleyball game. It is now a thursday habit for me, that I go to CDU gym and play volleyball with some friends. Thank God for the game, I would have been raging like a bull the whole night. I am tired living in this house, nothing good has come to it. There are so many things that I am tired of. Playing these roles are taking a toll on me. I feel like its my responsibility for these people, considering that I am the eldest and the one working. But i want to give up that responsibility, i want to be free from it. This time, I don't care if the ship will sink. I'll just pass it to those who badly needs to learn to be responsible. I'll wait and see.

I don't feel like talking to anybody. I will mind my own business this time. Maybe I care to much. This time, I will stop caring. Lets see where will this go.

I want to move out. I don't know where. As of now, thats whats inside my mind. I think it was a mistake in the first place. I shouldn't have moved.

BITCHIN RIGHT

2005-04-20T05:16:00.000-07:00

Lucifer. The most misunderstood of all the
ArchAngels, you're most like the ArchAngel of
Light. You've seen the darkside and have opted
for something better. You need better press,
though chances are no one will really
understand your motives.

Which ArchAngel are you most like?
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Something That I have been thinking

2005-04-18T19:24:00.000-07:00

In the process of my understanding of things, I have come to realize a conclusion that some people never learn. Learn from the mistakes from the past and still committing the same sins in the present.

I would sometimes think that I am vulnerable to the same notion. However, I am to scared to do it again. I am glad that someone who is assertive and strong enough to remind me that I am bounded to love, honesty and respect.

It never occurred to me that I was perfect. Nevertheless, I still wander and grope in the dark in moments that I am lost. But I always find my way back. Its nothing short of a miracle.

It sometimes scares me that I caused enough pain and hurt, that he would finally turn his back on me. I’ve occasionally done that, a lot of times. I’m guilty of it, thought I never played innocent for that fact. He judges me and yet, I am always understood and set freed. I must be loved so much.

I do care for him and love him unconditionally. I know that he feels that I don’t show it or say it as often as he wants. But I have never left his side or let go of my hands in the dire moments of our lives. It’s all too perfect, but I am happy and contented.

In a few moments of months from now, we shall be wed. It is my great pleasure and honor in committing to a vow, which would last forever. I am ready to stay with you until the end of time. I am ready to love you each moment of the day. I am ready.

Friends. Stop being scared. Just be ready. Ready to love again. To commit. To be honest.. To accept

Shy with Birthday Numbers

2005-04-12T10:04:00.000-07:00

Poppy was shy about the idea that the numbers two and seven were on the cake. he hated numbers during his birthday.He thought it revealed to much of his age. Why worry Poppy, you look pretty young for your age. So just continue smilin and blow the candles.

ARPIL FOOL'S BIRTHDAY BOY

2005-04-06T17:16:00.000-07:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY POPY

You are the most beautiful thing that came into my life.

May you stay as wonderful as you are now.

I love you always.

Worth Reading

2005-04-06T00:00:00.000-07:00

I just finished reading ANGELS AND DEMONS by Dan Brown. I am lost for words after reading his book. It was a terrific and exciting joyride when I was reading the book. I'm such a big fan of conspiracy theories and reading this book made my interest for it become more intense. It was educational and the same time entertaining. Dan Brown is a good tour guide. He was detailed with his description of Rome and the Vatican City. He made me run, dodge, shout and think together with Robert Langdon. He let me feel the sweat, the intensity and the desperation of each character, as if I am at their side just watching and listening on every move they make. I have learned so many things about the Catholic Church and its history, its symbols and its faith. All in all, this book is worth the money and worth the time. Angels and Demons is still a highly enjoyable read. For those who love plot-driven novels, and for those who love thrillers and mysteries full of strange bits of information that tie everything together, grab a copy of Angels and Demons and find a comfortable chair. It's time well spent. 5 Stars for ANGELS and DEMONS.

2005-03-30T21:57:00.000-08:00

You are 73% Capricorn

How much do you match your zodiac sign?

2005-03-29T22:05:00.000-08:00

Happy as ever.

The Birthday Pooch

2005-03-29T21:54:00.000-08:00

The Daughter and her Daddy! See the resemblance? :)

2005-03-29T21:30:00.000-08:00

Happy Birthday to our Lala Girl. Having her in our lives is one of the most precious gifts ever.

Shopping at Simons

2005-03-29T18:12:00.000-08:00

Simon Plus-Minus, a new shop for men in Ayala. This place is haven to men, may it be gay or straight, who loves good clothes but willing to shell out some cash. Their apparel is in good quality, and whats more important is the style, which is very fresh and crisp. Its not that flamboyant, as the clothes that I usually wear. It is more subdued, fashionally subdued. I bought a pair of jeans, which cost me a couple of my hard earned money but its worth it. It has a simple design upfront, but at the back pocket, it has a unique etching, and it look so cool. Im thinking going back there again and rummage for great buys. 4 Stars for Simon Plus-Minus

2005-03-18T00:32:00.000-08:00

Splendid we came, bearing perfection beyond understanding. Peace in petals glory. Youth in silent gaze.

VICTORY

2005-03-17T21:03:00.000-08:00

My kewl students... Ray with the black cap, Erin, the girl with the white shirt, Andy, the guy with white cap and Eula with the grey shirt. They are not so good in speaking english, but they try very hard to learn. I hope they become better speakers soon. In their country, South Korea, they always show the letter V sign for victory when they get photographed but they seldom smile. Strange but true. (see specimens above)

Momentarily Surreal Momentary Escape

2005-03-15T00:26:00.000-08:00

The comfort of ease is nothing but surreal. I seek it through times of turmoil and deep sad regrets. I savored for its freedom, I rejoiced for I anticipate and yet I wallowed in silent despair because I have captured it.
What else do I want? The roughness of my skin? The prune-like sensation of my touch. The heavy breathing of my minute pores. Rested maybe, conscious perhaps, happy never. Ease shall never conquer the conquest. I will lose consequently; I will stumble in mud-covered desolation, I shall shed tears for I am unhappy, rejuvenated and touched.
Water, powder, heat.
I look down on it. Frowning and yet contentment on my side.

2005-03-14T03:58:00.000-08:00

Battlecries doesn't include tears.

BITCHES don't cry.

Promise

2005-03-11T19:46:00.000-08:00

I would like to stay happy, as happy as I am this moment.
I would not say that I am contented, but I want to feel content.
Though, I am not yet assured, but I ask for assurance.
I ask for patience and I wait for it.
I asked for many things for myself, but I will ask you what you want.
I will listen patiently.
I will gaze through your eyes.
I will hold your hands.
I will make you happy.
As happy as I am now.

From Buki
For his one and only.
A promise to keep
A promise to live by
A promise to love

*Sighsss

2005-03-08T17:42:00.000-08:00

I thought things can change, coz I'm firm believer in "change" but there are other things that cannot change.

I do make conscious effort to be more open to my partner. This time around, I let him browse my cellphone to prove to him that I have nothing to hide. I talk about the people that I've met. I guess that is not enough for him. He tells me that he has this "feeling" when I am not with him, I would be somewhere else with someone and whatever reasons that I give him, he would not or choose not to believe. But I do acknowledge that I have made mistakes that made him to feel that way.

It always infuriates me when he always tell me that he is playing second fiddle to me and the just a "tag" along. That he gets informed or not at all. He perfectly knows that HE IS MY LIFE, we might not be together as often as we like to or as often as we used to, but he is always in my mind. Call it love or whatever, I don't have a name for this thing I have for my partner. He will never be second nor third or last in life. He will always be in all my decisions, all endeavors, all dreams, that wouldn't make him anything less of everything. This time He needs to believe me.

It's so depressing, on why do we still have these kind of fights.

2005-03-08T17:39:00.000-08:00

Am I to be TRUSTED?

HOMEWARD BOUND

2005-03-07T21:03:00.000-08:00

On our way home riding by "koya's" trisikad. Tired but happy and contented.

On the shoreline

2005-03-07T21:02:00.001-08:00

SMILE.... Oi si Jay the wonder gay man diay ni.

Beauty in the Sea

2005-03-07T21:02:00.000-08:00

There are so many beautiful things in this world. This shell represents what is beautifully small. A masterpiece to behold. It is just amazing that we can actually hold it by our fingers but yet we just neglect the idea that it exists. That's the irony of the world.

The sea holds so many beautiful things. Marina and Dugong are definitly not one of them.

2005-03-07T21:01:00.000-08:00

This is still part of the church, I think the church "kampana" is there. Its was a sunny day and it stood tall and strong amongst the other facade of the church. In short it was a magnificent scene.

INSIDE ANOTHER PLANET

2005-03-07T20:58:00.000-08:00

Last March 6, some friends of mine and I went to dalaguete to look for some place to where for my wedding. Sijei, a posse friend suggested a quaint house near the area. Thats the main reason for our road trip. However, we never got the chance to go to that place that he suggested. So we just visited some places in Dalaguete and surveyed the "koyas"

This pic was taken inside the Dalaguete church. It was an old church and you can see the baroque design of the altar and the old chandelier. though the painting on the ceiling was a bit amazing. I feel like an alien that is lost in another planet. Its been a long time that I've been inside a church and It was a sunday, there was no mass yet, thank God for that! (God will strike me with lightning) c",)

2005-03-07T20:54:00.000-08:00

Its been a long time that we ate at Double A. This was the place where will always eat when we feel like eat grilled delicioso food.

Going back here was fun, I could remember that we frequently date here and together with our couple friends (the Adlouine and Elmer days)... We enjoyed eating our usual... boneless bangus and pork belly... yummy!

LETS PLAY VBALL

2005-03-07T17:21:00.000-08:00

I'm volleyball crazed fanatic.. I was soo ecstatic knowing that there would be an international tournament held here in Cebu. It was an Elimination round for the Men's World Championship. Its such an honor that our hometown is sponsoring the event

In the pic, Indonesia vs. the Philippines. Unfortunately, our boys lost to the powerful Indonesian team. It didn't really matter to me because the Philippine team players are such cuties.. I had the urge to play ball with them...

2005-03-07T02:53:00.000-08:00

Jarry and Andy... my cute Korean students. Very nice bois... *slurp slurp hahahhaha

My Inspiration

2005-03-03T22:35:00.000-08:00

Your whisper,

caresses my spirit with every twitch of emotion,

Your touch,

glides with the sensation of every want of my body,

Your smile,

brightens every dark corner of my mind,

andYour love,

breathes life and inspiration to my lonely heart and soul.

I am thankful.

Everyday...

Everymoment...

Je taime...

2005-03-02T17:01:00.000-08:00

I took this nice pic during our 5th anniversary dinner. The candles has nice effects.. it was a beautiful day for me and for my better half.

2005-03-02T16:59:00.000-08:00

Our little girl... Lana Lane Jacobs or Lala... ain't she pretty. pang Miss U gyud. :)

Fabulous February

2005-03-01T19:46:00.000-08:00

The past 4 weeks were very eventful. I did not say that it was good nor bad, just eventful. So many things happened and passed by so fast.

First, I have to do double time with thesis. I don’t have any background knowledge in making one. It’s pretty interesting, when all you do is copy and paste. Ssshhhhh! It’s our little secret, ok? Academics is such a bore and I am actually working in that field. Have I become a bore myself? A boring bitch? I don’t mind that I’m a whining bitch but a boring one. Please, somebody kill me!

Second, I had a big fight with my Popi. I felt that it was the turning point of our relationship. However, this fight made us realize many things. That I love him very much and I would not leave him for anything else. I could not speak for him though, but I am sure that he loves me too. Then, I proposed again… then he said yes, again. That made me really happy and ecstatic for us. So within this year, Popi and I will tie the knot. We wish that all our friends and family will witness our union. So I leave it to him to plan for it, I’m always the planner in this family but this time, I trust this one to him.

Third, my good friend Aldouine left for UK. For the past months, we knew of his plan and we never really thought of it seriously because it was months away. Until last month, everybody was drowned with mixed emotions. Some were excited for him and the others were sad of the thought that he would actually leave. Personally, I am sad and happy for my friend. I am glad that he finally made brave move (leaving everything behind) and doing something that he always wanted to do. Aldouine is a brave gurl and I always thought of him that way (confusing noh? Gurl = him). And Sad, because of the thought that it will be the last time that we might see each other. I know that there are emails, IRC or webcams to bring us together, but there is nothing can and would replace genuine warmth of a hug, care from a touch and happiness from a smile. Writing this one, is making me cry… douine and I are always cry babies… huhuhuhuhu

Third, Posse outings… bitches, whores and sluts they are… but I gotta love them. There aren’t any amount of color that can replace my pink posse friends. Everyday is such a fun day and I am excited for the next.
I wonder what the month of March has to offer.

Sun Cellular NEEDS A GOOD SLAPPIN!

2005-01-31T17:07:00.000-08:00

It has been a daily habit of mine to call Sun Cellular's hotline everyday and give them a piece of my mind. I tell them they have a shitty network with the greatest effort of being disguted, disgruntled and ... er can you add more adjectives for me. Its been 5 days that I can't text or call my friends and SC is doing nothing about it, and they always give the same excuses... it's so generic, can't you think of something fancy next time, like aliens have invaded their network and they are making SC network as 24/7 walkie talkie for their alien berks in Mars. That I would believe. If I can't text until tomorrow, I'm gonna throw another B.F. (*pls refer to the movie White Girls, and you'll know what I mean) and write a letter.

Bitch Salute

Weighing things

2005-01-31T07:42:00.000-08:00

Recently, i've been indulging to much on many things. I don't know if it's a bad thing, but I never cared about how people reacted to it. I always thought that, whatever makes me happy, is good for me. So I indulged further.

The past weeks, my friends, the gorgeous "PINK POSSE" and my sister started to be conscious of their health and decided to jog at CCSC every morning... 5 am and onwards. I sometimes went with them, not to jog but to just to hang around and try to make a fool of my friends of their fruitless endeavor... but actually the joke was on me.

One morning, as I was about to go to work, I decided to fit my grey slacks that I wore the time I graduated from College... and hhooo boy, it didn't fit... that gave me the greatest scare of life. That told me a lot of things. I need to stop of indulging and start saving my life and my pride. Whats the use of being the most "fashionable posse" if I look a walking barrel with nice clothes, that I do not want to hear from other people, and if I do hear it, you're gonna get some bitch slappin from me.

So today, I decided to enrol in a fitness Center. I know it would cost much, but its worth it. As they say, health is wealth. Now, the problem is ... what to wear? :)

2005-01-24T08:31:00.000-08:00

my love and my life.